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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
A history joke
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change!
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself!
A math joke
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
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